(pic from Flickr user BluEyedA73)

I saw this story last night and it reminded me of an ex. 

The Coburg, Germany police recently stopped a drunk driver. The man blew into his cell phone when officers asked him to blow into a Breathalyzer. The arresting officer says, ''We didn’t really need the reading. There aren’t many sober people who’d do that.''

That takes me back to a few years ago when I was out with my guy one night and we had been beveraging. We hopped into his truck and I mentioned that we should call his sister because she had offered to give us a ride if we needed one. He agreed that we should and then turned the ignition key. I looked at him for a moment....just sitting there like he was waiting for something...and again mentioned that he should call his sister. He said, "I am", and once more turned the ignition key. Finally I got what was going on. Apparently the engine wasn't the only thing not firing. That relationship didn't work out. Be smart out there!

-Shelly Knight